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Wednesday, June 20, 2007

A bit

1. As you all know I like British accents and admire their use of language. Since I can’t remember all their phrases and am not good at the inflection needed I’m starting small. I’ve lately heard the term “a bit” used, as in “We need to discuss this for a bit”. I know, kinda lame, but I’m incorporating it into my everyday language.

2. There is a big internet crack down going on here at work. Evidently, an hourly was emailing some porn like information. He was walked out and from what I’ve heard 3 supervisor’s computers have been confiscated. I spend so much time on OT and reading here that I’m going to have to limit my use, for a bit.

3. I just receive a call from my mortgage insurance lady telling me that my house didn’t pass inspection for insurance. The hand railing up to my stoop is missing. I have 2 weeks to get a replacement. I have no money for it. I’m going to have to be a bit creative to replace it.

4. I watched my recording of the Princes of England last night. That Harry is such a hoot. I could become a cougar if I could get a bit of him. I’d only use him for a bit. That face, that wonderful red hair, that sarcastic humor – swoon.

5. I had a going away party for my son’s friend this past Saturday. He is joining the Army and leaves this Sunday. Unfortunately, his family (other than his drunken mother) didn’t take the time to come. We had a good time anyway. It’s so sad that no one in his family has a stable life so that he can leave his possessions with them. That is except his grandma who is the sweetest lady. I wonder how she gave birth to a bunch of hoodlums. It’s a bit disheartening.

6. I picked up the book American Fascists – The Christian Right and the War on America at the library Monday. I just started reading it today and I’m so into it. The author (Chris Hedges) has all my instinctual thought perfectly on display. I’ve only been reading it for a bit (25 pages) and I could have 100 quotes already. For instance:

Faith presupposes that we cannot know. We can never know. Those who claim to know what life means play God. These false prophets – the Pat Robertsons, the Jerry Fallwells and the James Dobsons – clutching to the Bible, offering to lead us back to a mythical paradise and an impossible, unachievable happiness and security at once seductive and empowering. They ask us to hand over moral choice and responsibility to them. They will tell us how to act, how to live, and in the process they elevate themselves above us. They remove the anxiety of moral choice, the fundamental anxiety of human existence. This is part of their attraction. They give us the rules by which we live. But once we hand over this anxiety and accept their authority, we become enslaved and they become our idols. And idols, as the Bible never ceases to tell us, destroy.

And

Dominionism, born out of a theology know as Christian re-constructionism, seeks to politicize faith. It has, like all fascist movements, a belief in magic along with leadership adoration and a strident call for moral and physical supremacy of a master race, in this case American Christians. It also has, like facist movements, an ill defined and shifting set of beliefs, some of which contradict one another. For instance, focus on what I say, not how I act.

And

God has not chosen Americans as a people above others. The beliefs of Christians are as flawed and imperfect as all religious beliefs.

I would like to do this as a book club discussion with the pre’s of the world.

7. And lastly, I have been watching recordings of “The Actor’s Studio” in the absence of any other TV of interest. I do love watching these interviews. I find interest in their early life, their family situation as a child, what drives them to act and seeing them as a real person instead of a character. My favorites are Angelina (what a complex character she is), Dustin Hoffman, Al Pacino – well I enjoy almost all of them. From the show’s questionnaire develop by Bernard someoneortheother:

What is you favorite sound?
What is your least favorite sound?
What profession would you like to try?
What profession would you never want to attempt?
What is your favorite curse word?
If heaven exists, what would you like God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

Mine:
Birds chirping on a clear, cool spring/summer morning.
Doors slamming
Actually, acting
Police Officer
My favorite would have to be the one I save for RARE occasions, and won’t even type out in full – gdamn
You were correct all along and you won’t see any of the “moral majority” here, they are with the child molesters. Enjoy your stay!

8. My laptop is broken. WTF will I do during Big Brother if I can blog at home. Let’s just pray that I don’t get in trouble here at work (because we all know that I won’t be able to resist the threads) and forced to retire.

9. OT has been a bit fun lately.

10. Lastly, really this time. My britches are a bit in a bunch because I can't go to Seattle!

13 Comments:

Blogger arkie said...

Awww, why can't you go to Seattle?

I know how much you were looking forward to that, so I'm sorry you can't go.

4:55 PM  
Blogger Swami said...

I would never want to be a cop either. I am glad there are good people who do, but I am not one of them.

Bummer on Seattle.

7:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like British accents too. And I too like Harry. He is quite a hoot. I've been watching a bit of it here and there on The Today Show.

Do you have a tree trunk that you could use for your rail? Like a 5" diameter trunk that you could bury in the ground and then use a sturdy branch to connect? Just trying to help.

I can't go to Seattle either.

2:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I forgot to answer your questions:

Favorite Sound: I have two. These days I really enjoy the sound of silence. And also the sound of being told, "I love you."

My Least Favorite: Whining.

I would like to try to be a waitress. And also a CSI.

I would never attempt to be a salesperson or a hotel maid.

I say "fuck" a lot.

"I'm sending you back to live the life of a billionaire."

2:20 PM  
Blogger Lasann said...

Arkie - money!

Swami - the decisions a police officer has to make on a split second doesn't bide well with my "over-analysis" of things.

Boo - what would you do with the billions. Would you be Paris-like. *giggle*

9:20 AM  
Blogger kim (weltek) said...

*sniffle* I'm so sad you won't be in Seattle, but I understand.

The work crackdown sucks. I have paranoia about this. The paranoia doesn't stop me, however. :-)

LOL at your continual "a bit"s in this post.

That book sounds good (to me anyway).

Oooh, questions!

What is you favorite sound?
Rain

What is your least favorite sound?
Gum snapping

What profession would you like to try?
Chef

What profession would you never want to attempt?
Animal farmer (crop farmer, I could try)

What is your favorite curse word?
Damnit! Although, I probably say the F word more. I don't like using it, but I do.

If heaven exists, what would you like God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"It would've been nice if you could've given us some definative proof, you know. Would've probably solved a whole lot of issues for a whole lot of people and created more people living as you intended."

10:16 AM  
Blogger ~Nutz said...

There's always Chicago next year!

10:36 AM  
Blogger Silvergirl said...

Hi Lasann. I won't be going to Seattle, either, but I knew better to even think about going.

I think Harry's hot, too.

Sorry about your broken laptop, and having to replace your railing for the insurance company.

1:25 PM  
Blogger Bravie said...

Fuck is my all time favorite word.

11:45 AM  
Blogger Lasann said...

Kim - why don't you apply to Top Chef (lol I typed Cheif first).

Silvergirl - the insurance company already refunded my money. WTF.

Bravie - yes I used fuck more.

9:43 AM  
Blogger kim (weltek) said...

I would like to apply to be Tom Colichio's girlfriend. :-) If I were on TC, I'd be that "Whoa is she out of her league" contestant they throw in every season. *giggle* If I ever land a few thousand spare bucks, I'm going to complete the culinary program at our local tech school to build my skill.

12:45 PM  
Blogger Kimmah said...

harry is hot. that makes me a perv. tough.

What is you favorite sound?--the 2.45 bell at school

What is your least favorite sound?--my alarm clock at 5.30 a.m. during school

What profession would you like to try?--actor

What profession would you never want to attempt?--mathmetician

What is your favorite curse word?--fuck

If heaven exists, what would you like God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?--you hair looks awesome.

8:06 PM  
Blogger Puffy said...

Azmyth on Pirate Masters likes British accents, too.

9:21 PM  

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