Trucker Woman
I will spare you most of the miserable trip last Friday. Suffice to say that I had airline delays and missed connections and arrived to find the truck hadn't even been rented. I wanted to get on the road almost as soon as I arrived so I wouldn't spend the entire weekend driving.
We finally left West Palm at 5:00 p.m. and spent the night somewhere in bumfuckGeorgia. Saturday we left bumfuckGeorgia and drove all the way to Ohio. Well, we didn't, I did. Yep I drove 100% of the time.
Unfortunately I made a comment about truck drivers and hemorrhoids which made my "childbirth" hemorrhoids protrude.
Damn, I think I could get a new profession. I became a pro truck driver.
Anyone want to see America and join my trucker team?
We finally left West Palm at 5:00 p.m. and spent the night somewhere in bumfuckGeorgia. Saturday we left bumfuckGeorgia and drove all the way to Ohio. Well, we didn't, I did. Yep I drove 100% of the time.
Unfortunately I made a comment about truck drivers and hemorrhoids which made my "childbirth" hemorrhoids protrude.
Damn, I think I could get a new profession. I became a pro truck driver.
Anyone want to see America and join my trucker team?
4 Comments:
Did you sit on one of those beaded seat cushions that taxi drivers use?
*makes the honkin' signal*
I suppose you have a handle as well?
My dad & sis live in WPB. They said it rained a lot this weekend. Hope you didn't get to drive in the rain too!
That does NOT sound fun. Although Chris talks about us retiring early and becoming team truckers. Maybe we can haul for you. :-)
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